I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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