I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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