Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.Â
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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