just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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