What did we do last night that was yellow?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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