Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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