Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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