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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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