I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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