Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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