i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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