so that wasnt chicken after all
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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