your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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