We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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