Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(416): View more from Ontario

I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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(512): View more from Texas

Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.

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(585): View more from New York

Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone

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(407): View more from Florida

I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.

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(734): View more from Michigan

He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.

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