who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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