You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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