were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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