Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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