How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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