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That's intense
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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