I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
home. puking in laundry basket.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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