they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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