he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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