Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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