guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize