Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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