Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
the day after is always just damage control
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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