i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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