let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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