Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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