found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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