Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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