oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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