worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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