you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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