Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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