I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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