i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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