I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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