Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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