Don't make out with my wife yet
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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