oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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