O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
it was like having sex with a tree stump
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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