so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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