I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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