I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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