I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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