I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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