I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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