Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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