do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
