the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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