Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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