I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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