YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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