she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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