ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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