how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Houston, we have a squirter
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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