If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
