if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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